why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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