i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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