I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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