I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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