Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Drake has all the answers
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize