Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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