another moral hangover. fuck.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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