there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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