youre lurking in front of me
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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