There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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