Having a random hookup so left but love u
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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