I am puke
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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