What should our trivia night team be named?
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i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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