We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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