Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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