Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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