Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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