Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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