We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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