Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
this just has baby written all over it
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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