i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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