gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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