you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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