So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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