He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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