This is not my ceiling
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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