Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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