Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
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I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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