what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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