i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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