You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
operation have a gay friend backfired
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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