you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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