Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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