Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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