Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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