Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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