it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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