You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
You can make out without kissing
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