so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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