I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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