I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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