I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She said her name was "party"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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