i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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