I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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