I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to rekindle our bromance
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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