I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
whose ass print is on the piano?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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