But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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