Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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