I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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