She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize