surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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